Here is what happened Sunday at work. Katie and I get to work about four o’clock to take over for the day shift girls i.e., hot party girl Amanda and se*y Brazilian Silvia. Somehow we started talking about b**bs. I think this is what happened, Katie asked Silvia what shirt she was wearing under her sweatshirt. Silvia shows us what she is wearing. Ooh la la!! FYI, Silvia has fantastic fake breasts (seriously, we are all jealous). Katie decides she wants to see what they feel like so she asks Silvia if she can touch them. Katie proceeds to place one hand on her own b**b (she wants to do a comparison) and her other hand on Silvia’s chest. The store is almost empty of customers, just one twenty something guy that Amanda is helping. Amanda, being stalwart, is wrapping and boxing his purchase while listening to the *rgy that is happening right behind her back.
Here is how it went down -
Silvia - showing off her goods.
Katie - touching said goods.
Me - in shock and awe.
Amanda - managing to keep a straight face.
Customer - having the best shopping day of his life.
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They are fantastic!! It makes me want some right now! He was so happy that day! I'm sure all of his guy friends were immediatly called and notified of his amazing luck!
How come all the good stuff happens when I'm not around? This is bogus.
Seriously Sheldon!! This is why you should work at the store with all the hot girls, instead of making maps!
Maybe I could make a map of the store. Then when customers ask where things are, you could have them take a map. Tell them to find it because your hands are "full"!
Oh Sheldon! I love you! See I told you you should have come into work to visit! You totally missed out and we could have used your opinion. It would be a perfect triangle. A very kinky, yet perfect triangle!
Testing b**b comparisons with Braille techniques? I hope no one in your store gets testic**lar implants.
Not likely since we are all women.
wow; lucky customer! That was hilarious.
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